The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets
Sitting On Faces Since 2001
Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux
Good Luck
Something For Every Hole
After Dinner, You Can Stab Your Date
The Best Things In Life Come In Cellophane
Cheat On Your Girlfriend, Not On Your Workout
Went Shopping And Found This Ad Promoting Safe Sex
Men Are Better Than Women!
Imagine More Snacks Than You Can Imagine
She Can Have A Tummy… And Still Look Yummy!
You Can Never Be Too Thin; Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels
Va-Dry-Na?
The Beer That Beer Would Drink
It’s Amazing What You Can Do With Two Fingers And A Thumb
If We Can’t Have Fresh Air, At Least We Can Have Fresh Muffins
Look Like A Girl, Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man, Work Like A Boss
You Only Know What You’re Made Of When You’ve Been Stuffed A Few Times
White Is Purity
Approach Women Like You Do Wild Animals, With Caution And A Soothing Voice
Lose Weight Deliciously With The Aid Of Ayds
#BecauseNoReason
Painfully Thick
She’s Seen More Ceilings… Than Michelangelo; You’re Not Popular… You’re Easy
Open Your Snack Hole
It’s Not For Women
Spike Up Your Best Friend’s Eggnog When They’re Not Looking
What Can Brown Do For You?
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